The Magic Web Page Readable Flux Capacitor Bookmark of Doom!

so. for all my friends out there in the land of illegible websites — well. and for my peeps who think the white on black is hard on the eyes, i have some magic!

javascript:(function(){var D=document,e,styles=%22table,thead,tbody,tr,th,td{display:block!important;}*{width:auto!important;height:auto!important;position:static!important;float:none!important;margin-left:0!important;margin-right:0!important;} img,iframe,embed,object{display:none;} body {margin:4px!important;}%22; e=D.createElement('link'); e.rel='stylesheet'; e.href=window.opera ? %22javascript:'%22+styles+%22'%22 : %22data:text/css,%22+styles; D.getElementsByTagName(%22head%22)[0].appendChild(e);if (!document.getElementById('someuniqueid')){var objHead = document.getElementsByTagName('head'); if (objHead[0]){if (document.createElementNS && objHead[0].tagName == 'head') var objCSS = objHead[0].appendChild(document.createElementNS('', 'link')); else var objCSS = objHead[0].appendChild(document.createElement('link')); = 'someuniqueid'; objCSS.rel = 'stylesheet'; objCSS.href = ''; objCSS.type = 'text/css';}}})()

that link right there (if wordpress allowed javascript anyway) will make all the love that is not work-safe or even readable… well… readable! it works almost anywhere and as long as my server at is up, it’ll run fine. just copy and paste it into your browser and create a new bookmark. then sit back and watch the magic! use it on any site that looks terrible. bang! instant, easy-on-the-eyes content.

css hackers, feel free to copy, mangle or mirror.

merry christmas!


6 comments so far

  1. […] i just created a permanant page for my magic bookmark of doom to live.  feel free to use and abuse.  it’s one of the handiest things i use. […]

  2. andrew on

    Very cool! Giving me lots of ideas…

  3. m3mnoch on

    heh. that thing is awesome. i use it a ton for making certain stupid looking sites sfw and actually readable.


  4. Clyde on

    Hi! Nice site!

  5. American History on

    american history, general information, general resources

    Like your site! Got it bookmarked. Have a nice day!

  6. Stacy on

    Hmm… sweet! [*../nice_site2.txt*]

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